{"id":1103,"date":"2012-11-21T21:08:54","date_gmt":"2012-11-22T02:08:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.changinglanes.biz\/?p=1103"},"modified":"2016-05-03T18:15:19","modified_gmt":"2016-05-03T22:15:19","slug":"happy-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.changinglanes.biz\/index.php\/2012\/11\/21\/happy-thanksgiving\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Thanksgiving!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I know I am thankful for all the wonderful readers we entertain and inform each week. I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving. This week I have put together some funny quotes for the Holiday. Enjoy!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Thanksgiving opens the windows of opportunity for ideas to flow your way.\u201d <em>-Zig Ziglar<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">&#8220;An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.&#8221; <em>-Irv Kupcinet<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">\u00a0\u201cYou can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.\u201d <em>-Jay Leno<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">\u00a0\u201cThanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.\u201d <em>-Johnny Carson<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThanksgiving is America\u2019s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty<strong>.\u201d<\/strong><strong> &#8211;<\/strong><em>Michael Dresser<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">&#8220;Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.&#8221; <em>-Erma Bombeck<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">&#8220;Here I am 5 o&#8217;clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird&#8217;s butt.&#8221; <em>-Roseanne Barr<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">&#8220;My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.&#8221; &#8211;<em>Phyllis Diller<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">May your stuffing be tasty<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"> May your turkey plump,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"> May your potatoes and gravy<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"> Have nary a lump.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"> May your yams be delicious<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"> And your pies take the prize,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"> And may your Thanksgiving dinner<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"> Stay off your thighs! <em>\u2013 Anonymous<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">What do you have to be thankful for this Holiday Season?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I am thankful for all the wonderful readers we entertain and inform each week. I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving. This week I have put together some funny quotes for the Holiday. Enjoy! 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