I know I am thankful for all the wonderful readers we entertain and inform each week. I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving. This week I have put together some funny quotes for the Holiday. Enjoy!

Thanksgiving opens the windows of opportunity for ideas to flow your way.” -Zig Ziglar

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” -Irv Kupcinet

 “You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” -Jay Leno

 “Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” -Johnny Carson

“Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.”Michael Dresser

“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.” -Erma Bombeck

“Here I am 5 o’clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.” -Roseanne Barr

“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” –Phyllis Diller

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs! – Anonymous

What do you have to be thankful for this Holiday Season?